Your Kids Halloween Party

A selection of Halloween quotes, Halloween jokes and scary quotes.

Eat, drink and be scary. ~Author Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. ~Erma Bombeck

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days. ~Author Unknown

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things. ~Dee Snider

Hold on, man. We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” or “forbidden” in the title. ~From Scooby-Doo

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
tis near Halloween
~Author Unknown

From ghoulies and ghosties
And long-leggedy beasties
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
~Scottish Saying

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O’Brien

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”
~Dexter Kozen

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. ~River Phoenix

They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk. ~Saying of unknown origin

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want – it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday. ~Gwen Stefani

You wouldn’t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bake
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
~Carolyn Wells

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night. ~J.M. Barrie

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright
Of soft and golden hue
Pierce through the future’s veil and show
What fate now holds for you.
~Author Unknown

On Hallowe’en the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if somethin’ scares you and you want to run
Just let on like it’s Hallowe’en fun.
~Author Unknown

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween.
~Author Unknown

Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon, poemsforfree.com

Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve…. And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon. ~Kim Elizabeth

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
Back to their quiet graves below.
- – -Theodosia Garrison

‘Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
- – -William Shakespeare

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s
sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth
boil and bubble.- – -William Shakespeare (a quote from “Macbeth”)

As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn’t there/He wasn’t there again today…Oh, how I wish he’d go away. -Anon

It’s Halloween! It’s Halloween! The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can’t be seen On any other night.
Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls, Grinning goblins fighting duels
Werewolves rising from their tombs, Witches on their magic brooms
In masks and gown we haunt the street
And knock on doors for trick or treat
Tonight we are the king and queen, For oh tonight it’s Halloween! -Jack Prelutsky

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